me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors
2 of my old coworkers saw this post. the first one was like “😂😂 i hope this isn’t true” and the second one knew exactly which manager i was talking about
